Posted 12 Aug 2009 — by Jeffrey Rolland Category Uncategorized
i found this video from a guy named djsteveporter. he takes henry rollins and his stupid comments about rave music and makes a pretty awesome song out of it. btw i love how he put the technoviking in the video as well..
i guess im a super self important person that carries around suitcases full of records… dooohhh!!!
go ahead and skip this one mom and dad there is a decent amount of cursing envolved.
here is the actual monologue from sir douche bag himself henry rollins if you were curious about what he was saying.
im pretty sure that these are the people that were taking the drugs that henry was talking about…they have the best moves i have ever seen. if only MJ was alive… they could have a dance off.
what is more impressive, the dance moves or the shirt?
Posted 24 Jul 2009 — by Jeffrey Rolland Category Uncategorized
i found this vid today and was pretty intrigued by what he had to say about life after george lucas. i found it interesting that he says at one point that he has tried to block out a memory of watching the movie that he was in, but i would guess a lot of actors do that…
the rocking is awesomely awkward
now here for something sweet… in the near future i will be getting hitched and i am trying to get my future wife to do something like this just for an ice breaker.
Posted 14 Jul 2009 — by Jeffrey Rolland Category Uncategorized
i think i have officially signed off on watching any type of news. I used to watch fox and realized that they are all a bunch of “the sky is falling” schizos, so then i decided that i would see what cnn is all about… and this is what they report on. obama swatting a fly better than ahmadinejad. REALLY?
hey cnn your nose is a bit brown, and fox the sky is not falling… now report some real news.
i will stick with sportscenter from here on…
Posted 27 May 2009 — by Jeffrey Rolland Category Uncategorized
so i know its been a while since posting but that is a long a tedious story so ill skip it. with that said i give you skatebang. i have no idea what madona or the bald dude in the fat suit have to do with anything but watch this video until about 1:20 and that is where it gets good. i had to watch this in segments cause i was laughing to hard…
enjoy
ps thank you mr diggles for fixin everything… i owe you a ZJ!
Posted 08 May 2009 — by Jeffrey Rolland Category comedy
in my head this is how it would really happen. maybe because im a star wars fan or maybe i would like to see it go down in san fran, either way this is a pretty cool little video.
ding dong!!!
and if that was not enough i will now show you how i shower every day…
Posted 29 Apr 2009 — by Jeffrey Rolland Category comedy
i figured it would be just a matter of time before i found this little nugget of a great story. i give you “shadow hare” a real life “super hero”. ya thats right, there is someone out there that thinks they are a “super hero”. i truly do hope that this is a joke. if not then i suggest getting into some therapy of some sorts for about 20-50 years. the best part of the little clip is the cops expression when “shadow hare” gives him his card… priceless!!! i wanna move to cincinatti…
one more thing, if you havent seen the movie “mystery men” then go out and rent it today.
Posted 22 Apr 2009 — by Jeffrey Rolland Category comedy
it is hard for me to ever imagine a toddler doing something that i dont think is cute… with that said the internet has actually done what i thought was impossible. there are so many things wrong with this clip. first, there is obviously someone who this child is emulating. second, why are the people cheering? third, what the crap? this actually scared me a bit and im pretty sure that i would never step foot in that church… EVER!!!
Posted 15 Apr 2009 — by Jeffrey Rolland Category comedy
there are so many reasons why i really love the internet, in this case i love it cause it makes me realize that i could be a lot more screwed up. this is a trailer for a movie that is coming out (or could be out im not sure) about 2 dudes (one im not so sure about) that have an obsession with tiffany. there are so many shades of awkward/creepiness in this one…
Posted 08 Apr 2009 — by Jeffrey Rolland Category comedy
this video is kinda hard to tell what happens so let me explain. apparently this is a tradition leading up to the masters. all the players try to purposely skip the ball off the water on its way to the whole. well vijay sing actually got a hole in one after skipping it off the water a few times. if your curious to how i golf… this is it minus the hole in one and the fact that he did it on purpose…