So according to this chart, my girlfriend would have been a pretty lonely person back in 1939. i mean she never has her seems in hoses straight, she always warms her feet on me, and finally she sometimes wears red nail polish. guys don’t you miss those days. the days where if you slept with a hooker it was your wife’s fault and not ours cause she wasn’t pleasing you enough. the days where you could beat the living hell out of your lady and no one asked about it. now days you beat the crap out of your dame and she can press charges and then you owe her half of your stuff. we should have never given them the right to vote.
well thank god i have this chart cause i now know what to look for when im trying to land a nice docile and tamed woman…