Posted 30 Nov 2008 — by Jeffrey Rolland Category comedy
in the spirit of yesterdays civil war 65 to 38 blowout, i thought that these pics was very appropriate. i usually will route for an oregon team to de-throne the trojans in the pac-10, but this year i really wanted the ducks to win just so it would shut up the annoying beaver fan. i guess christmas came early for me. HOORAY!!! if you want more info on the game go here
when i saw this first pic i laughed so hard i was crying
Posted 26 Nov 2008 — by Jeffrey Rolland Category comedy
here is a collection of videos where traffic cops have a great time doing a pretty boring job. i guess this is what making lemonade out of lemons looks like. the guy in the first video wins the shinny blue ribbon from me. congrats mario or luigi. (im not sure which one he is)
Posted 25 Nov 2008 — by Jeffrey Rolland Category comedy
if you want to know why i believe in aliens, bigfoot, chupacabras, jersey devils, mothman, and even the cute pukwudgie… here is why. i see crap like this and it makes me believe that there has to be so much crap out there that we have no clue about. enjoy and sleep tight after watching.
oh ya this image was brought to you by a ROV from the shell oil company in the gulf of mexico.
P.S. this is also a classic example of why the ocean scares the SH#T out of me and will most likely never surf as long as i keep watching stuff like this,
i think it kinda looks like this furry little creature from “independence day”…
Posted 24 Nov 2008 — by Jeffrey Rolland Category comedy, funny
when i was growing up my older brothers had a friend and his parents would not let him play video games because they played with a thing called a “joystick”. after looking at this ad i can see where they got the perception that it was from the devil. i truly do hope that this ad was inadvertently perverted
i like this one because people who make signs that say “god hates ______!!!” are idiots and need to re-read the bible. btw the worst part is the kid that has been dragged into it.
and this is what my sign would look like if i were to protest retarded protesters.
Posted 21 Nov 2008 — by Jeffrey Rolland Category break, comedy
this is an awesome Chinese commercial where they show what bruce lee looked like when he played ping pong. now i wonder who would have won between bruce lee and forest gump? if i could i would buy this phone just because of how kick ass this commercial is.
“everyone knows you dont go full retard”
continuing with the theme, here is a video of how the movie “forest gump” should have ended.
Posted 20 Nov 2008 — by Jeffrey Rolland Category comedy
here is a video where bill cosby talks about growing old and whatever else he wants to while proving that, as a comedian, he still has a ton of game. enjoy
Posted 18 Nov 2008 — by Jeffrey Rolland Category comedy
here are some funny soccer clips that i found and wanted to share.
this one has to be the gayest ref ever… i love his yellow card stance.
this one dan gave me and to be honest this looks like it would hurt so bad
this one just adds insult to injury. at least he didnt play in columbia because he would have been shot 45 times for this one.
and finally a collection of “Meuser” kicks. as my little bro says “these will haunt them in their sleep”. i never had to worry about these cause i played “D”.
Posted 14 Nov 2008 — by Jeffrey Rolland Category comedy, laugh
this reminds me when i was in high school and my benjamin forgot to do his homework so he printed out a report from the interweb and taped it to a piece of paper and handed it in. needless to say i dont think he got an “A” on that assigment thanks to mr. gault.
i was pretty supprised to see how many of these there were. i saw the xbox one about a year ago but then found this first one on buzzfeed so i started looking for more and here are some of the better ones. hey mom you can go ahead and skip these…
ive always wanted to go to burning man… now i know i have to if hes going to be there. “dont worry, robs not voting for mccain”
here is the perfect reason to not mod your xbox… if they can catch hitler than who cant they catch.
in this one hitler shows his true colors as a manchester united fan… please dont go ronaldo!!! (it is also very apparent that the people over the great pond dont see the “c” word like we do, i think its a bit more accepted)
