if you know me you know i love great commercials and outtakes. well this video combines both and it got me laughing pretty hard. the best part is at .55, just flat out awesome. i think these commercials were some of the best for last years superbowl. do i have to release some of my manhood if i admit that 9 times out of 10 i watch the superbowl just cause i want to see the commercials?
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this is an awesome song that addresses the stimulus package that is soon to be voted on. it is called the “tarp” song (Troubled Asset Relief Program). one thing that i dont understand about all of this government spending is if we are in a recession then why are we spending 819 billion? why spend when we dont have any to spend. with that said if they are going to spend then give me some of the money. i could really use a new 50 billion dollar jet…
hey if you want to feel like a retard for a day, then watch just one of these clips about Akrit Jaswal. he is an indian (dot not feather) child that has an I.Q. of 146 (whatever the hell that means, i tried to take an I.Q. test but got bored after 75 questions and quit). at the age of seven he performed his first surgery. when i was seven i could build one kick ass fort, take that akrit. i guarantee you that this kid has read more books than i have even thought of reading. its stories like this that make you feel a bit minuscule for being excited that you just posted something successfully… anyway i hope this kid succeeds in his dream (to cure cancer) because that would be just flat out sweet. btw why are indians so freaking smart? could someone answer this one for me?
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ok so thanks again to my brilliant web treasure hunting skills (plus a butt load of free time), i found this site that is purely dedicated to messing (scambaiting) with those retarded Nigerian scams. according to 419eater “So what is scambaiting? Well, put simply, you enter into a dialogue with scammers, simply to waste their time and resources. Whilst (i think this is supposed to be WHILE) you are doing this, you will be helping to keep the scammers away from real potential victims and screwing around with the minds of deserving thieves.” AWESOME!!! if you click on letters archive you will find a ton of email correspondence between the scammers and the scambaiters. this activity will go on as long as the scammers keep replying. the one that i read first went on for about a year, now that is dedication. with this said the following pics are pics that the scambaiters have had the scammers send in to prove their true identity. with all of this said if you have some time to kill (cause the letters are really long) and need a really good laugh visit this site and read some of the correspondence letters, they truly are classic. btw, i cant wait till i get another one of those emails so i can try this out, it will be my new hobby. enjoy
btw the elephant man is a scammer that likes animals a ton.
the real batman
this would really sell me cause of the license plate…that has to be real
i got nothing
this is just a brilliant job with photoshop. i could only dream to be this good with it.
if your like me you have always wondered how certain food products have been made. well wonder no more about certain foods that resemble nothing what they are said to be. i give you “mechanically separated meat”, according to wiki “MSM is a paste-like meat product produced by forcing beef, pork or chicken bones, with attached edible meat, under high pressure through a sieve or similar device to separate the bone from the edible meat tissue.” wow kids, doesn’t that sound delicious? im sure i have had a mcnugget at one point in my life but i now know why i have never ordered them for myself. and one last thing before i let you lap up the goodness of the pic below… in 10 pieces of mcnuggets there are 460 calories and 29g’s of fat. and we wonder why we are so fat…enjoy?
i dont know if this is just me but i ran across this clip and to me rudy fernandez sounds a bit like borat. the whole time i was just waiting for him to say “very nice”. with that said i think rudy is the “S” and now all my friends know why i was so happy the day the blazers signed him. enjoy…
“we have raised the age on consent to 8″ classic…
“pamela has only teeth that grow inside her head”
if you think you have a useless talent, then you have never seen this dude. apparently he is pretty good with a slingshot, and by good i mean matrix good with it. this is the kind of talent you get when you dont waste your time with things like education or social networking. oh ya, best name ever…