unless they were trying to make the world largest penis slide, how the crap did this design get approved? in my head this is what the meeting sounded like when they approved it for production.
“hey dick, are you ok with the design?”
“totally Rod… i think we really nailed this one.”
“this doesn’t remind you of anything, Dick?”
“no i think the moms are really going to gobble this one up Rod.”
“there is one problem though, it shrinks when it gets really cold outside.”
“well we will look into that then”
“hey have you seen the new version of Shaft?”
really?