in my head this is how it would really happen. maybe because im a star wars fan or maybe i would like to see it go down in san fran, either way this is a pretty cool little video.
ding dong!!!
and if that was not enough i will now show you how i shower every day…
ya thats right…
i figured it would be just a matter of time before i found this little nugget of a great story. i give you “shadow hare” a real life “super hero”. ya thats right, there is someone out there that thinks they are a “super hero”. i truly do hope that this is a joke. if not then i suggest getting into some therapy of some sorts for about 20-50 years. the best part of the little clip is the cops expression when “shadow hare” gives him his card… priceless!!! i wanna move to cincinatti…
one more thing, if you havent seen the movie “mystery men” then go out and rent it today.
enjoy
it is hard for me to ever imagine a toddler doing something that i dont think is cute… with that said the internet has actually done what i thought was impossible. there are so many things wrong with this clip. first, there is obviously someone who this child is emulating. second, why are the people cheering? third, what the crap? this actually scared me a bit and im pretty sure that i would never step foot in that church… EVER!!!
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every time i read the comments about some random pic i always think to myself
“wow, people are really stupid”
“how did this get turned into a racist rant”
and occasionally
“holy crap that was really funny”
so with that said here is a video of what every comment section looks like on most of the sites i visit.
i give you “we didnt start the flame war”… i love college humor so much!
go ahead and skip this one mom and dad
there are so many reasons why i really love the internet, in this case i love it cause it makes me realize that i could be a lot more screwed up. this is a trailer for a movie that is coming out (or could be out im not sure) about 2 dudes (one im not so sure about) that have an obsession with tiffany. there are so many shades of awkward/creepiness in this one…
this video is kinda hard to tell what happens so let me explain. apparently this is a tradition leading up to the masters. all the players try to purposely skip the ball off the water on its way to the whole. well vijay sing actually got a hole in one after skipping it off the water a few times. if your curious to how i golf… this is it minus the hole in one and the fact that he did it on purpose…
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happy monday internets world.
today i give you a couple of sick vids that talk about stuff that we all deal with… coding, white people problems and then some other stuff.
i understood maybe 1/8th of what he was saying but none the less it did make coding a bit cooler in my eyes. when i understand half of this ill be happy…
now i dont care who you are this is just funny.
this vid speaks the truth about how men and women communicate… i think?
p.s. im missing the rick emerson show in the afternoon…
i usually like what improv everywhere does but i think that this one crosses the line a bit. i think that to do a improv around a funeral is a bit (thanks for the word dad) tacky. or is this just an april fools joke? what do you think?
with that said i found this video today and it is awesome. i think that blazer fans have been retarded when it comes to the expectations of greg oden, if you read some of the comments on the web about oden you will find that there is no one more retarded that die hard sports fan. lets look at the facts, first, he just had micro-fracture surgery which takes about 2 years to fully recover. second, if you look at his body of work (high school/college) he was never the offensive player that we were sold on. and third, dwight howard (also a #1 draft pick) averaged 12ppg, and 10rpg in his rookie season where as greg is averaging 9ppg, and 7 rpg, not that far off and im pretty sure dwight turned out pretty good.
so with all of that said… BLAZER FAN, give him time and he will be more than just ok… RELAX!!!
happy april fools day, ive already got dooped by a stupid scare video. i hate those damn things!!!
on another note, the officer previously titled “douche bag of the year” has resigned. whew… at least he knows that hes a douche bag… that is a step in the right direction!!!
ok before i go into this post i would like to note that i believe that cops (in general) do great work and dont get enough credit for what they do, i also think that most cops are grown up bullies that have huge power issues… with that said robert powell is a douche bag. this story came out, i believe, yesterday. ryan moat is a running back with the houston texans and he was on his way to the hospital to spend the remaining minutes of his mother in-laws life when he got pulled over for running a red light (totally understandable). during the encounter it has been reported that he pulled his gun when moats wife got out of the car to run into the hospital, but wait it gets better. after the wife went into the hospital powell actually tells moat that he could “screw him over” if his attitude didnt change and start cooperating with him. CLASSY!!! during the encounter moat said “My mother-in-law is dying! Right now! You’re wasting my time! I don’t understand why you can’t understand that.” the worst part about this story is that while the douche bag cop was writing him his ticket for running a red light his mother in-law died therefore robbing him of the last moments they could have had together. with all of that said i take my hat off to ryan moat for being the bigger man in this moment, i would have told the cop to F off and gone in.
if you want to read a much better written and investigated article click here
below is the complete recording of the encounter. the best part is the end when the two cops are talking and dont even recognizing what just happened. “hey im going to get out of here and get something to eat”. DOUCHE BAG!!!
i wonder if this would have been a story if it wasnt a NFL player?
part 2
i dont know who writes anheuser bush commercials but i need to get a job with that company. i think that would be the best job ever writing commercials like this. with that said i think every office/workplace should have a swear box for this exact reason. it would be like working in germany? (i hear they drink a lot there) for some reason i think utah would have a hard time getting this to fly.
with that said… enjoy