ok i ran across this ad which im hoping is the product of someones boredom and photoshop and not an actual ad company. in all my experience im pretty sure that something like this never seemed like a good idea, but you gotta love the scare tactics that people use to get you to change your mind about something.

“if you do meth you will end up on fire while rollerblading!!!”

REALLY?

i totally wanted to go as the joker but i decided to go as a reformed hitler…

ill post pics tomorrow

so cute… one of these things is not like the other!!!

and now i get to go to work and hopefully not deal with any of this

thank god i found this guy because if i never did i would have no idea what the internet was for. i didnt know that you could use the internet for…

sports scores

chatting with women

taxes

football scores

chatting with men about football

egyptian literature

its funny that i payed so much money for my education at PSU and they never told me that i could use the internet for chatting with men about football. i guarantee you that this guy has a secret room in his house that no one goes in but him and its full of the worst possible things a human can think of. other than that i think hes a pretty cool dude. i love the stash. oh ya i also love the random girl laying on the couch to ask the ever important question to demonstrate how powerful the internet is.

So last night i was sitting at restaurant with Diggles watching the Blazer game and in a pretty good mood because the Blazers had about a 10 point lead with about 4 minutes to play, when out of nowhere LeBron decides to put the team on his back to rally the cavs to a win with this layup with about 0.4 to play. So I’m watching some reports on the game when it comes out that someone was taunting LeBron which obviously pissed him off. All i gotta say is why? Why would you try to piss off LeBron when your team has lead the entire second half and looked in control of the game? Your an idiot Blazer fan!!! Did you not see what he did to the Raptors when some of their fans started taunting him? Ya he went for 24 points in the fourth quarter to carry his team to a W while crediting the taunting for the outstanding play. Only last night he went off for a measly 17 in the fourth quarter (which was 2 more than the entire Blazer team). Why do you have to do this? Did your mom not teach to not poke a sleeping dog? Next time you have front row tickets to a blazer game just shut the hell up and eat your popcorn and enjoy the show or better yet give them to me.