Posted 27 Feb 2009 — by Jeffrey Rolland Category funny, laugh, youtube
hello internets world, this friday i give you bizkit the sleepwalking dog. now we have all seen dogs that twitch while they sleep but this glorious little dude takes it to a whole new level. i think i found this so funny cause i have been known to sleepwalk myself and waking up in areas that i know for a fact i didnt fall asleep in. i find it to be a very bad way to start your day just cause you wonder from that point on “where else did i go or do?”
the first clip is the best just because of how he wakes up… its ok buddy, ive been there before as well. for what its worth, i hope you eventually catch whatever it is you chasing…
apparently this has happened more than once. go get em, you can do it!!!
there are many days where i wake up and say “dear God, thank you so much for youtube!?!”
Posted 24 Nov 2008 — by Jeffrey Rolland Category comedy, funny
when i was growing up my older brothers had a friend and his parents would not let him play video games because they played with a thing called a “joystick”. after looking at this ad i can see where they got the perception that it was from the devil. i truly do hope that this ad was inadvertently perverted
i like this one because people who make signs that say “god hates ______!!!” are idiots and need to re-read the bible. btw the worst part is the kid that has been dragged into it.
and this is what my sign would look like if i were to protest retarded protesters.
i was pretty supprised to see how many of these there were. i saw the xbox one about a year ago but then found this first one on buzzfeed so i started looking for more and here are some of the better ones. hey mom you can go ahead and skip these…
ive always wanted to go to burning man… now i know i have to if hes going to be there. “dont worry, robs not voting for mccain”
here is the perfect reason to not mod your xbox… if they can catch hitler than who cant they catch.
in this one hitler shows his true colors as a manchester united fan… please dont go ronaldo!!! (it is also very apparent that the people over the great pond dont see the “c” word like we do, i think its a bit more accepted)
Posted 11 Nov 2008 — by Jeffrey Rolland Category comedy, funny
so i’ve been waking up with piercing headaches lately and i could not figure out why. so i set up a camera in my room and this is what i found… thanks dan!!!
also thanks to dan, here is an awesome commercial that he brought to my attention while i was getting stitches at the Dr’s office.
and thanks to me, this commercial reminded me a lot of this little character named Derick Zoolander
Posted 05 Nov 2008 — by Jeffrey Rolland Category comedy, darsh, funny
ok i ran across this ad which im hoping is the product of someones boredom and photoshop and not an actual ad company. in all my experience im pretty sure that something like this never seemed like a good idea, but you gotta love the scare tactics that people use to get you to change your mind about something.
“if you do meth you will end up on fire while rollerblading!!!”
Posted 04 Nov 2008 — by Jeffrey Rolland Category comedy, funny
southpark seems to always nail what is going on in the world in a very unusual way. this is a clip from awhile back but they seem to read my mind of what is going on in the political world… who are you voting for a giant douche or a turd sandwich?
Posted 24 Oct 2008 — by Jeffrey Rolland Category break, comedy, funny
i loved these terry tate commercials when they came out a few years ago, and its nice to see them bring the concept back. in all honesty this was pretty satisfying… her voice is like nails on a chalkboard to me. and if she says “maverick” one more time im going to cut my small toe off (left foot)
here is the original commercial if you cant remember
filming this looks like it was very painful for a few of the extras… ie 2:33
Posted 21 Oct 2008 — by Jeffrey Rolland Category comedy, funny, laugh
this took me a sec to figure out what what was going on, but once i figured it out i could not believe that honda actually made this ad. this must have been done in another country cause this would never fly here. (pay attention to the print in the lower left corner)
this is what it says if you cant read it … “hybrid generation with 0% CO2 emissions”
Posted 01 Jul 2008 — by Jeffrey Rolland Category funny
so in my quest for new employment since my graduation, i stumbled upon this nugget of opportunity. I think that this could really pay off for me and they are always looking for more people… they must have a high turnover rate or something. the benefits are just flat out awesome though…
Work out of doors
Company camel
Funeral stipend (i have no f’n idea what that means)
On-site snake charmer
Monthly happy hour stonings
Four star dining
this is also further proof that bill gates has one hand in hell and the other in Valenzuela!!!
