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	<title>Jeffrey Rolland &#187; Iraq</title>
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		<title>low war funds</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Oct 2008 21:22:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeffrey Rolland</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[apparently the war funds are running rather low, so the soldiers are having to adapt to what they are given. in all honesty if i was over there i would most likely go insane out of boredom&#8230; when not being &#8230; <a href="http://jeffreyrolland.com/low-war-funds/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>apparently the war funds are running rather low, so the soldiers are having to adapt to what they are given. in all honesty if i was over there i would most likely go insane out of boredom&#8230; when not being shot at&#8230; thanks scott!!!</p>
<p>fighting this war &#8220;call of duty 3&#8243; style</p>
<p><img src="/img/iraq1.jpg" alt="iraq1" /></p>
<p> great for stealth movement + you can never have enough ass jokes</p>
<p><img src="/img/iraq2.jpg" alt="iraq2"/></p>
<p>if i was guaranteed to survive this, or given a parachute&#8230; i would totally do this</p>
<p><img src="/img/iraq3.jpg"alt="iraq3"/></p>
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		<title>must have been bored</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2008 20:22:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeffrey Rolland</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[this is what happens when you have weeks and months to do nothing. this video made me laugh pretty hard, mainly because the song is so gay and yet these soldiers chose this song to sing to. in my mind &#8230; <a href="http://jeffreyrolland.com/must-have-been-bored/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<p>this is what happens when you have weeks and months to do nothing. this video made me laugh pretty hard, mainly because the song is so gay and yet these soldiers chose this song to sing to. in my mind there is nothing funnier than soldiers singing about their &#8220;ding, ding, dongs&#8221; plus the caressing is a definite bonus. the words sound to me like they belong in a really cheesy porno (not that i would have ever seen one). on that note around the 3:12 mark there is what seams to be a pretty hot girl in the video and for the ending i got nothing, but the glow sticks  and the nut punch were a nice touch.</p>
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		<title>hillary pwned</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2008 19:02:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeffrey Rolland</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I know that this picture is a few years old but i thought it would be funny to bring it back up. this picture is from i believe 2003 when hillary went to meet the troops in Iraq. According to &#8230; <a href="http://jeffreyrolland.com/hillary-pwned/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<p>I know that this picture is a few years old but i thought it would be funny to bring it back up.  this picture is from i believe 2003 when hillary went to meet the troops in Iraq.  According to <a href="http://www.snopes.com/photos/military/crossed.asp">Snopes.com</a>(which is an awesome website for urban legends and hours of entertainment, thanks dad) this is a sign that soldiers give when they are coerced into taking pictures that they don&#8217;t what to like in a hostage situation. i found this funny that the soldier had the whereabouts and the nuts to do this knowing that it would get circulated all over the net. i wonder if he had to do some pt for this or did he get a lobster dinner?</p>
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		<title>I wish I could&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2007 05:35:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeffrey Rolland</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In honor of my little bro leaving for Iraq&#8230; as well as me wishing in could drive like this every day on my way to work, I thought this clip was very appropriate, enjoy&#8230;]]></description>
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<p>In honor of my little bro leaving for Iraq&#8230; as well as me wishing in could drive like this every day on my way to work, I thought this clip was very appropriate, enjoy&#8230;</p>
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		<title>amazing picture narrative</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2007 08:27:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeffrey Rolland</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The War In Iraq: A Soldiers Perspective &#8211; Brought to you by Break.com Video Search the soldier who wrote this is an amazing artist as well as an incredible story teller. very interesting&#8230;]]></description>
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<p>the soldier who wrote this is an amazing artist as well as an incredible story teller. very interesting&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Thank God for bulletproof glass</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jan 2007 21:26:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeffrey Rolland</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[These soldiers literally get to see what could have been the end of them if it wasnt for the bulletproof glass&#8230; thank God for technology.]]></description>
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<p>These soldiers literally get to see what could have been the end of them if it wasnt for the bulletproof glass&#8230; thank God for technology.</p>
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