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Hacker from MIT’s revenge

Jeffrey Rolland — Sat, 25 Dec 2010 06:13:25 +0000

This video is super long but if you like nerdy stuff then this is for you. I seriously wish i knew how to do half the stuff that is in this video. I know its nerdy but please watch… its impressive.

Jonah Rocks

Jeffrey Rolland — Thu, 07 Oct 2010 04:15:06 +0000

So i found this little prodigy Jonah the other day and i was absolutely amazed. Some of the videos say that he is 3 when playing and others say that he is 4, others say 5… either way i can not believe how good he is with the beats nor how cute he is while playing them.

and another for your entertainment…

And another for you to enjoy…i really do hate this song (because i’ve heard it so much) but im still amazed.

still not convinced… check out his site again.

another great bud light commercial

Jeffrey Rolland — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 21:42:11 +0000

i dont know who writes anheuser bush commercials but i need to get a job with that company. i think that would be the best job ever writing commercials like this. with that said i think every office/workplace should have a swear box for this exact reason. it would be like working in germany? (i hear they drink a lot there) for some reason i think utah would have a hard time getting this to fly.

with that said… enjoy

bizkit the sleepwalking dog

Jeffrey Rolland — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 22:36:54 +0000

hello internets world, this friday i give you bizkit the sleepwalking dog. now we have all seen dogs that twitch while they sleep but this glorious little dude takes it to a whole new level. i think i found this so funny cause i have been known to sleepwalk myself and waking up in areas that i know for a fact i didnt fall asleep in. i find it to be a very bad way to start your day just cause you wonder from that point on “where else did i go or do?”

the first clip is the best just because of how he wakes up… its ok buddy, ive been there before as well. for what its worth, i hope you eventually catch whatever it is you chasing…

apparently this has happened more than once. go get em, you can do it!!!

there are many days where i wake up and say “dear God, thank you so much for youtube!?!”

funny hitler parodys

Jeffrey Rolland — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 21:57:03 +0000

i was pretty supprised to see how many of these there were. i saw the xbox one about a year ago but then found this first one on buzzfeed so i started looking for more and here are some of the better ones. hey mom you can go ahead and skip these…

ive always wanted to go to burning man… now i know i have to if hes going to be there. “dont worry, robs not voting for mccain”

here is the perfect reason to not mod your xbox… if they can catch hitler than who cant they catch.

in this one hitler shows his true colors as a manchester united fan… please dont go ronaldo!!! (it is also very apparent that the people over the great pond dont see the “c” word like we do, i think its a bit more accepted)

no arm guitar player

Jeffrey Rolland — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 20:03:42 +0000

things like this always amaze me. if this video doesn’t inspire you to quit bitching then i don’t know what will, talk about making lemonade with lemons…

boy george tries to help

Jeffrey Rolland — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 18:40:51 +0000

im pretty sure that when boy george made this song and video he thought that he was doing something to help, im not so sure that he accomplished that. the song has a good message but it is a really bad song and the video is a bad acid trip as well. i was under the impression that video technology had come a bit further than this, it looks like an old monty python video but with a lot more drugs involved.

i really love the guy at 1:53 that looks like he is floggin the dolphin.

huge RC plane

Jeffrey Rolland — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 06:01:45 +0000

this is one of the sweetest things i have ever seen. i wonder how much this thing cost to put together? (im guessing at least $15,000) I would love to fly something like this, but i know that i would crash it… which i think would be even more awesome. Hey Ken… lets build one and then lets put some mini pipe bombs on it and drop them over some random cow pasture and then when we are done with that we can drop off some supplies to scotty maybe, some twinkies and flowers?

1984 Apple commercial

Jeffrey Rolland — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 23:43:31 +0000

i thought that in honor of the super bowl that is about to be played in a couple of days, (pats are going to win) i would bring some attention back to the commercial that is credited to starting the commercial frenzy during the super bowl that we know today. In 1984 Apple showed this commercial in the second half of the game introducing the concept of event marketing for a measly price of $800,000 for 60 seconds. This commercial has been said to have been shown only once but according to Wiki. “The famous “1984″ commercial that launched the Macintosh during the Super Bowl in 1984 is purported to have been shown only once; but to qualify for 1983′s advertising awards, the commercial also aired on December 15 at a small TV station in Twin Falls, Idaho [CBS affiliate KMVT], and in movie theaters for weeks starting on January 17th”.

So when your watching the game and you think to yourself, hey who started this whole commercial trend? You can now say it was Apple. Thanks Apple, your the greatest.

Wing Suit

Jeffrey Rolland — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 18:44:08 +0000

I saw these suits about 3 years ago while watching some random show while i was working. While i was watching i was thinking how much fun it would be to do something like this. As the show progressed they started talking about how this guy died while doing this type of jump, and i thought to myself “shocking”, then they showed the jump…

*** if you dont like to see people die, do not watch the following clip***

Now after i saw that clip i thought to myself, that would be an awesome way to go. First of all you dont feel anything, second by the time you realize you screwed up you have 0.02 seconds to process that information, therefore do you really realize it? The question now is would i ever do something like this? Maybe, i dont think i would try to fly over a large and very hard structure… AKA a bridge, but at some point you are going to think that this is a great idea after you have made thousands of jumps and been very good at it. (the guy who died in the above clip was #1 in the world in this sport at the time of his death) Now that i think of it hell to the no would i ever do something like this. I’ll just watch while these guys kill themselves and keep my feet on the ground. As the ancient chinese said “better to die like tiger, than live like pussy”