Jeffrey Rolland

i love how people feel the need to have their fame at some point in their life, i am not like that because i know im famous already? either way here are some clips of sports fans getting theirs…

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i hope this one was scripted by the team… cause this kid has moves like young michael jackson.

im jealous of these moves as well.

you can fast forward this one it takes about a min before the douche shows up… but i think i want what this kid is having. im guessing it was a few pints of lager before the game without any fish and chips.

this is great, some hackers busted into the system to change the road sings in order to warn drivers of zombies in the area. these are the skills that i need. the funny thing to me is that the report said that some people were pissed… why? i understand the people that work in the division that got hacked cause that makes you look like your incompetent, but really this is flat out funny.

just when i think i have way to much time, i find a video like this. someone made a song using only the sounds that came with windows 98 and xp (i didnt even know that they came with this many sounds). this actually is a pretty good song…

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now here is a video of someone who had way more time (and drinking ability) than the previous video. i wonder if this was done in all one cut? i submit… no. btw the ending is awesome.

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now you mission, if you choose to accept it, is to go out a waste a butt load of time today.

as many of you know there are very few times where im am at a loss for words. this is one of those moments. when i saw this pic for the first time my brain froze and i think some blood came out of my ears, for some unknown reason. i dont know if its the horse that hurt my head or maybe it was the t-shirt. i think it was just the pic as a whole, talk about random…

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in light of christian bales recent blowout, this band thought it was necessary to do a remix using some of the audio clips that bale gave us. you can see their site here. this song is pretty funny and catchy… it makes you question your own professionalism. if you want to listen to the whole blowout you can here, you might need to turn down the volume cause its pretty racey.

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if you know me you know i love great commercials and outtakes. well this video combines both and it got me laughing pretty hard. the best part is at .55, just flat out awesome. i think these commercials were some of the best for last years superbowl. do i have to release some of my manhood if i admit that 9 times out of 10 i watch the superbowl just cause i want to see the commercials?

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this is an awesome song that addresses the stimulus package that is soon to be voted on. it is called the “tarp” song (Troubled Asset Relief Program). one thing that i dont understand about all of this government spending is if we are in a recession then why are we spending 819 billion? why spend when we dont have any to spend. with that said if they are going to spend then give me some of the money. i could really use a new 50 billion dollar jet…