so in my quest for new employment since my graduation, i stumbled upon this nugget of opportunity. I think that this could really pay off for me and they are always looking for more people… they must have a high turnover rate or something. the benefits are just flat out awesome though…

Work out of doors

Company camel

Funeral stipend (i have no f’n idea what that means)

On-site snake charmer

Monthly happy hour stonings

Four star dining

this is also further proof that bill gates has one hand in hell and the other in Valenzuela!!!

thanks funnyordie