this is some of the best information that ive been given for free in a long time. according to fema this is what you are supposed to ask when someone calls with a bomb threat. my favorites are questions 7 through 9.
“excuse me sir, why?”
“well i had really nothing else to do so i decided to blow some crap up”
“can i get your name sir?”
“uhm… go screw yourself”
“then how about your address?”
“Im homeless, thats why i wanted to blow stuff up…duh”
i think that in femas mind this might actually work, but in reality this is what it would most likely sound like.
“hi there, ya, there is a bomb in the building”
click (that’s the sound of the phone hanging up)